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An a-peeling banana for meeting your daily fruit requirements as you snooze.
Get it from Amazon for $12.92.
A clothed boyfriend pillow that won't complain about you hogging the bed.
Get it from Amazon for $31.95 (available in nine colors).
Or a brawny plush arm to lean on, dig your nails into without drawing blood when watching scary movies alone at home.
Get it from Amazon for $30.99+ (available in three colors).
This scholarly pickle prepared to read in bed with you.
Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $120.
An adorable elephant built for baby snuggles.
Get it from Amazon for $28.50.
This kitty cat who'll let you go in for a long embrace.
Get it from Wind & Weather for $69.95.
A lightsaber that won't leave a mark.
Get it from Softsabers on Etsy for $85 (available in six colors).
This spoonable animal befitting your legendary bear hugs.
Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95.
A Supernatural snuggler that has the best of both worlds, aka a hunky Winchester brother on each side.
Get it from Amazon for $39.90.
This incredibly practical back pain-relief wedge.
Get it from Amazon for $29.97.
This anatomically incorrect girlfriend.
Get it from Amazon for $27.85.
A giant squid perfect for keeping you company while chilling like a villain on the couch.
Get it from SquidProQuoShop on Etsy for $119+.
A pregnancy pillow that'll cradle you in all the right places for better ZZZZZZs.
Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in six colors).
This supportive statement that's got everyone's back.
Get it from TransPerfect on Etsy for $89.99.
A disco carrot to show your love for veggies, shiny stuff.
Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $120 (also available in matte).
A fawn-as-hell bed buddy.
Get it from Amazon for $88.99.
An ice cream sandwich that won't melt in bed.
Get it from Amazon for $23.71.
An hypoallergenic L you'll love.
Get it from Target for $19.99.
A lengthy dachshund who is most definitely a good boy.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
And an investment with some lasting girth.
Get it from Firefly Creations By Frankie on Etsy for $100 (available in a variety of colors).